Son, I can't spread my legs for you! Okay, one more time

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

Bro, I know how to play, just give me that vibrating gamepad

I asked my son to stop, but he wouldn't listen, and he fucked me and fucked me

Daughter, you're 18 now, it's time to fuck real dicks

Let everyone know how my friend and I cum in my wife and make a baby

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

And the shy girl's wife warned, her sister is a fucking slut

Used to mfm — sucks her husband and doesn't let her friend's dick out of her hand

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

Young lady, why are you so angry? I'll lick your pussy, that's all

Meet me, I'm your new mom, hug me and preferably fuck me

Friend girl, do you want to suck my boyfriend's dick? Come on, his eyes are closed

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

We took a break with a girlfriend, can I at least fuck you then, Mom?

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

Don't hide your pussy from me, or everyone will see your cheating video

Husband, I'm going to have sex with a left-handed man, and you keep quiet — now you're a cuckold!

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend